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Re: Making New Year’s Resolutions, Murderer Style

Aris Maragoudakis — Sun, 03 Jan 2016 20:35:48 -0000

Welcome Back Gashi

Re: Home Livin’

Venera Gashi — Tue, 20 Jan 2015 10:09:13 -0000

Wait till your next visit!

Re: Food Shopping

dre — Tue, 09 Dec 2014 18:34:32 -0000

Lots of LOLs - especially after reading, "I’m ready to sack Rome after a roto chicken."

Also, I wonder if there is a gluten-free dating website these days? Excellent groundbreaking reasoning

Re: The Fear: Your Comprehensive Guide to the Sunday Scaries

Lord of the Leen — Tue, 09 Dec 2014 16:37:24 -0000

All of my buddies and I have a Mr. Scary song to send him away. I use Mr. Sandman by the Chordettes. If you've consumed a lot of ecstasy or molly the previous night, try the James Taylor's Greatest Hits Live Album - I've spoon fed that one to girls mid-weep and dried those eyes right up. Mr. Scary is real, fear him.

Re: Food Shopping

Shia LaBeouf — Tue, 02 Dec 2014 15:28:33 -0000

http://media.giphy.com/medi...

Re: A November Shower

Richard N. Pinkbean — Tue, 18 Nov 2014 14:16:50 -0000

I think PPS (Petrified Penis Syndrome), commonly called CCD (Cold C*ck Disorder), should be added to Sex Ed curriculum's nationwide.

Tip of the day: Putting one of those "Hot hanZ" hand warmers on an ice cold piece is like putting water on a ChiaPet. "It grows so fast it's wild!"

Re: “You guys! I Have Low Self Esteem!”

Jessica — Mon, 17 Nov 2014 14:34:10 -0000

You Guys! I updated my mailing address today #blessed

Re: “You guys! I Have Low Self Esteem!”

Aris — Mon, 17 Nov 2014 14:18:36 -0000

fantastic!!!!

Re: Catch A Beat Running Like Randy Moss

Leslie Tillis — Fri, 14 Nov 2014 11:14:07 -0000

lol @ FUBU and 'started to develop a set of morals and values..' hahah love this Jackie keep it up

Re: The Age-Old Debate

T Picks — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 19:54:49 -0000

Butt, shows maturity

Re: The Age-Old Debate

WalkerTexasRanger — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 14:36:56 -0000

Silly rabbit, tits are for kids.

Re: The Age-Old Debate

Dr. Feelme — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 13:34:19 -0000

Butts

Re: Catch A Beat Running Like Randy Moss

Raoul Duke — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 09:19:28 -0000

As the Bears continue their indelible slide further into the annals of football history. My allegiance can no longer stay true as it has waned for some time now. I want to thank you for introducing me to the Free Folk for I feel at home among the gypsy's of football.

Re: The Fear: Your Comprehensive Guide to the Sunday Scaries

ejgashi — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 13:16:56 -0000

Makes sense. In the early 90's I was a toddler; I only got The Fear when I woke up with a stomach ache from drinking too much of my mother's breast milk. All in all, those were relatively Fearless days. Nice [http://www.sunday-scaries.com] btw.

Re: The Fear: Your Comprehensive Guide to the Sunday Scaries

John J. Applebottom — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 13:01:56 -0000

Uh-oh! Looks like we got ourselves a fear historian.

Re: The Fear: Your Comprehensive Guide to the Sunday Scaries

Will — Sat, 08 Nov 2014 14:40:56 -0000

Just an FYI, your buddy didn't coin "The Fear" - been around since the early 90s.

Re: Euphemisms

ebats — Fri, 07 Nov 2014 08:50:59 -0000

Hilarious. I'm looking forward to "LOLing on the way to work" from now on while reading this.

Re: Euphemisms

MarkyMark — Thu, 06 Nov 2014 09:56:29 -0000

"Go see a man about a horse" is def in the HOF, but one other "crappy" euphemism I live, especially when used poignantly, is "I have to go wrestle a water snake". Toss it around, bet you'll enjoy it as much as I enjoyed this. Good work Gash-o!

Re: Euphemisms

ejgashi — Thu, 06 Nov 2014 09:27:05 -0000

Love it...especially the choice of "pantry" as location for the quickie. I'd imagine it being a bit cramped, but fun!

"Wait - hang on, lets try it with your leg up on the Frosted Flakes."

Re: Euphemisms

greg — Wed, 05 Nov 2014 21:46:16 -0000

$cursed

Re: The Fear: Your Comprehensive Guide to the Sunday Scaries

JR Priestman — Wed, 05 Nov 2014 21:05:40 -0000

This is the best medical advice on the internet toda

Re: Euphemisms

YoungBart — Wed, 05 Nov 2014 20:09:28 -0000

Good stuff. I thought of one yesterday when I was in the shower listening to drake feat. Lil Wayne

Left Rikers in a Phantom: To leave a potentially negative and embarrassing situation like a huge boss.

"Chad got fired last night but he's not bummed, he left rikers in a phantom and fucked the hot 20 yr old intern in the pantry on his way out."

Re: Euphemisms

BD — Wed, 05 Nov 2014 19:49:57 -0000

That one step above proficient in Microsoft word has me dying

Re: Euphemisms

God — Wed, 05 Nov 2014 18:09:41 -0000

#blessed

Re: Euphemisms

ejgashi — Wed, 05 Nov 2014 18:03:22 -0000

I have seen lesser social interactions get you laid.